A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate
and says, "You've been a good cat all of these years.
Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."
The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor
family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."
God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident
and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with
the same offer that He made the cat.
The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. We've been
chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could
only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."
God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly,
each mouse is fitted with a beautiful
pair of tiny roller skates
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the
cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow.
God gently wakes him and asks,
"How are you doing? Are you happy here?"
The cat yawns and stretches and says...
"Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those
Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best."
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