You might be a Leprechaun if...
You
snicker uncontrollably all through "Darby O'Gill And The Little People."
Your
record collection is stocked only with very short artists -- Paula Abdul,
Sheena Easton, Prince, Phil Collins.
You
get jumpy every time friends ask you if you can cover them for lunch.
When you see a rainbow, you get a
greedy little look in your eye.
(Arrrr, there's me pot o' gold!)
In
your cupboard -- nothing but Lucky Charms cereal.
Every
time you get your paycheck, you convert it into gold coins and bury it
somewhere.
You insist on dancing a jig on
your way to work each morning to the embarrassment of all your friends.
You've
been under a rock for the past few years.
You
just despise fairies. ("Wing Envy" if you ask me!)
When drunk, you discourse
endlessly on shoes, and annoy folks by saying things like "How can ye not
know what a grommet is, lad? You're wearing several on yer feet! What are
ye, dumb?"
Around
St. Patrick's Day, you stock up on Shamrock Shakes at McDonald's.
When
you say something is "magically delicious," it really is.
And the number one way you can
tell you might be a Leprechaun:
You
try to pick up women by saying "Ah, lassie, you have dazzling kneecaps, you
do."
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