The
weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a
nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all
alone. So he undressed and got into the water.
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After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of
old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. |
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He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the
sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and
sighed with relief. |
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The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward
and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said:
"You know, I have a special gift, I can read minds." |
"Impossible", said the embarrassed man. "You really know what I think?"
"Yes."
The
lady replied,
"Right now, I bet you think that the
bucket you're holding has a bottom
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