Living on Earth is
expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good
for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.

Happiness comes
through doors you
didn't even know you left open.

Ever notice that the
people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our
grave
with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is
lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one
person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are
too much fun
to only make once.

Don't cry because
it's over;
smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot
from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person
is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day,
and
know that someone
who thinks you're great
has thought about you today!..
"And that person was
me.".....
Please don't keep this message
to yourself.....send it to those
who mean so much to you.... "NOW"..
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